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League of Australian Heroes

First patrol, 5 April 2008

The League of Australian Heroes went on patrol yesterday, loading themselves into the jet car early in the morning and dashing off to help a single mother move house. She had a lot of furniture and no way of loading it all safely onto the van so the LAH were happy to help her out of that bind.

Sun Dragon displays his mutant ability of mastery over office chairs:



El Hombre Mysterioso stops a 400 TONNE box of kitchen wares from crushing a bus full of nuns and orphans. Well, sort of.




Hombre marvels at how Krimson Koala singlehandedly moves a wardrobe which is many times his own size.




Sun Dragon and Captain Australia size up their opponents and confer on how best to battle their evil ways.




Mission accomplished, all items moved to new premises with no breakages caused by the LAH. Those evil boxes of books and unbolted bed frames how now learnt the error of their evil ways. Justice has been served!!!


Okay, it wasn't the most glamorous of missions but the LAH helped get someone out of a jam. And they were REALLY thankful. They actually tried to give the heroes some cash to put towards their costs but they had to refuse since that's not the way of the hero. (Well, except Luke Cage, Hero for Hire I guess.)


It was hard work - moving house SUCKS. Especially because they were wearing masks that limited thier vision and 'battle armour' that limited their movement.

On the way home afterwards they stopped off in Broadmeadows to take a photo outside of a friend's house. The kind folk of Broady didn't really know what to make of them.

They'd also worked up a thirst so they stopped by a drive through bottle shop on the way home - in the jet car, in full costume. :D

Comments

(Anonymous)

Oh wow!

After i saw your ad on TV I went to your web site but didn't have time to check it so I just bookmarked it. Anyway long story short I decided to look at he blog first and was blown away with this story. Hell, what super hero really helps a woman in need unless they are falling from a building or are kidnapped... AGAIN!
I think you guys are brilliant. You don't get any better than this!!

(Anonymous)

Jimmy Yukka tribute

Hey guys

I assume you've been too busy saving people to update the blog. Anyway maybe you'll make it to my next gig - we still in believe in you.

We will have the Text number up on stage when we perform LOAH to help promote.

www.myspace.com/jimmyyukka

(Anonymous)

Oh wow!

After I saw your ad on TV I went to your web site but didn't have time to check it so I just bookmarked it. Anyway long story short I decided to look at the blog first and was blown away with this story. Hell, what super hero really helps a woman in need unless they are falling from a building or are kidnapped... AGAIN!
I think you guys are brilliant. You don't get any better than this!!

(Anonymous)

You guys are champions.

True Australian heroes.

I love Australia. :D

(Anonymous)

SPREADIN THE WORK - JIMMY YUKKA

I just thought I'd let you guys know I performed "league of Australian Heroes" in my gig in the Noise Bar on Sunday. And promoted the website in my gig.

It was a large turnout so in my small way I have helped spread the word.

Keep up the good work!

Jimmy
www.myspace.com/jimmyyukka

(Anonymous)

I MEANT SPREADIN THE WORD!!

Typo in last message

(Anonymous)

im liking your blog.

haha im totally liking this random website. i didnt know Oz had super heros. i mean other than michael clarke. hes Australias hottest hero. ROCK-ON BOYS and maybe a girl-i can't tell

(Anonymous)

I'm Loosing Faith

From previous posts you would know that I was inspired to write a homage to your good work which has been performed in Melbourne twice at the Noise bar in Brunswick and the Idgaff in Carlton.

However it would appear that

"the road to hell is paved with good intentions"

and I'm afraid (unless there's something you haven't us about) that looks like that's where you and your not so heroic buddies are going. I have been inspired to write another, darker tune. As is befitting my feelings it is a very raw recording.

"WHERE WERE YOU?"


http://www.mp3.com.au/JimmyYukka


The main website is (with almost properly recorded tunes) is

http://www.myspace.com/jimmyyukka